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Isaac Asimov, familiar to many as a noted scientist and
author, once told a hilarious story about a Rabbi Feldman who was having trouble
with his congregation. It seemed they could agree upon nothing. The president of
the congregation said, "Rabbi, this cannot be allowed to continue. Come,
there must be a conference, and we must settle all areas of dispute once and for
all." The rabbi agreed. At the appointed time, therefore, the rabbi, the
president, and ten elders met in the conference room of the synagogue, sitting
about a magnificent mahogany table. One by one the issues were dealt with and on
each issue, it became more and more apparent that the rabbi was a lonely voice
in the wilderness. The president of the synagogue said, "Come, Rabbi,
enough of this. Let us vote and allow the majority to rule." He passed out
the slips of paper and each man made his mark. The slips were collected and the
president said, "You may examine them, Rabbi. It is eleven to one against
you. We have the majority." Whereupon the rabbi rose to his feet in
offended majesty. "So," he said, "you now think because of the
vote that you are right and I am wrong. Well, that is not so. I stand here"
--and he raised his arms impressively-- "and call upon the Holy One of
Israel to give us a sign that I am right and you are wrong." And as he said
this, there came a frightful crack of thunder and a brilliant flash of lightning
that struck the mahogany table and cracked it in two. The room was filled with
smoke and fumes, and the president and the elders were hurled to the floor.
Through the carnage, the rabbi remained erect and untouched, his eyes flashing
and a grim smile on his face. Slowly, the president lifted himself above what
was left of the table. His hair was singed, his glasses were hanging from one
ear, his clothing was in disarray. Finally he said, "All right, eleven to
two. But we still have the majority."
(The above story appeared in Rev R.J. Fairchild's sermon
for Easter 5A 1999. A link to his site is on my page of links.)
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