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A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw
the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid
hitting the bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and
was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Chocolate, too. The
driver, being a sensitive man - as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the
side of the road and got out to see what had become of the bunny carrying the
basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty
and began to cry. A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on
the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the
man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I
accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed him. There may not be an Easter
because of me. What should I do?" The woman told the man not to worry. She
knew exactly what to do. She went to her car booth and pulled out a spray can.
She walked over to the limp, dead bunny and sprayed the entire contents of the
can onto the little furry animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to
life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and chocolate, waved its paw at the
two humans and hopped on down the road. Fifty yards away the Easter Bunny
stopped, turned around, waved, and hopped on down the road another fifty yards,
turned around, waved, hopped another fifty yards, turned around, and waved
again!!! The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's
name is in your spray can?" The woman turned the can around so that the man
could read the label. It said, "Hair Spray: Restores life to dead hair.
Adds permanent wave."
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